OFFICIAL STORE POLICY

🔒 YOU CAN ONLY BUY ONE.
Yes. One.
Not two. Not “one for me, one for my emotional support friend.”
Not “but I used a different email.”
Not “I swear it’s for my cat.”

💅 Why?
Because fairness matters.
Because chaos is real.
Because I’m one person running a tiny book empire and I refuse to be emotionally destroyed by stock management.

❤️ The Goal:

Everyone gets a chance at a mystery book.
No hoarding. No chaos. No Hunger Games energy.

🚫 NO RETURNS. NO EXCHANGES.
Every mystery book is final sale. No swapping, no “oops I changed my mind,” no “but my cat didn’t like the plot twist.” Once it’s yours, it’s yours forever — like destiny, but with paper.

📦 SHIPPING & DELIVERY.
We ship as fast as humanly possible (aka: one person with coffee). Delivery times may vary depending on your location, postal chaos, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.

📮 LOST OR DAMAGED PACKAGES.
Once your order leaves my tiny empire, it’s in the hands of the postal gods. I’m not responsible for delays, damages, or packages eaten by mailroom gremlins.

 

📑 On a Serious Note 

Refunds & Returns: All sales are final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges.

Order Limits: Limit one item per customer. Orders suspected of fraud or bulk purchasing may be cancelled.

Shipping: Orders are processed within 3 business days. Delivery times vary by carrier and destination. Customers are responsible for customs duties, import taxes, or fees.

Lost/Damaged Packages: We are not liable for delays, damages, or lost packages once shipped.

Payments: Payment must be completed at checkout.

Privacy: Customer information is used only for order processing and communication. We do not share or sell customer data.

Liability: Products are provided “as is” without warranties. We are not responsible for indirect or consequential damages.

 

This store runs on equal parts caffeine, chaos, and fairness. Policies aren’t here to ruin the fun — they’re here to keep things fair, manageable, and drama‑free. By shopping here, you agree to both the playful rules and the serious ones.