Blind Date Book #1 The Scandalous Heartbreaker

Genre: Historical Fiction, Drama

Goodreads: 4.40 stars

-A glamorous icon with more drama than your group chat 💅📱✨

💚INCLUSIONS: (Because if I handed you just a pre‑loved book, you’d look at me like:
“This is it? This is the whole experience?” You’re not just paying for a book.
You’re paying for the The Mochii Experience™,
aka: a curated bundle of chaos that tricks your brain into thinking this was a financially responsible decision.)

•  Highlighters — for underlining the lines that hit too hard… and posting them later with dramatic captions.
•  Bookmarks — to mark the exact spot you gave up last time. Again. No judgment (okay, maybe a little).
•  Sticky Notes — for annotating like a detective solving a literary crime. Red string not included
• Mini Plush Toy — a tiny friend to silently judge your reading pace and side-eye your life choices.
• Pens — for writing notes, doodling, or signing the emotional damage waiver this book will cause.
• Mini Notebook — for all the thoughts you swear you’ll write down but won’t.
• Scented Candle — to set the mood while you pretend you’re in a cozy cottage instead of spiraling in your room.
•  Keychain — because nothing says “I have my life together” like losing your keys in style.
• Book Enamel Pin — because nothing screams “I’m a reader” like stabbing your tote bag with shiny proof.
• Drink of Choice— Chocolate for a hug, Tea for a whisper of calm.

BONUS: Think you know the title? Drop your guess in the notes before checkout and win a mystery gift. Wrong answers will be laughed at privately.

 

📌 PLEASE NOTE: This is a pre‑loved book.

Which means:  it’s been around the block, seen some things, maybe cried in a few backpacks, and definitely judged its previous owner’s taste. Lower your expectations —this is not a shiny, fresh‑off‑the‑press Instagram prop. It’s a survivor.

•  It may have creases — battle scars from readers who couldn’t put it down.
•  It may have notes in the margins — unsolicited commentary from strangers who thought they were philosophers.
•   It may have coffee stains — proof that someone once tried to be aesthetic and failed.
• It may smell faintly of nostalgia — or just dust, we don’t control that part.
• It may have bent corners — because someone before you didn’t believe in bookmarks.
• It may look tired — same, honestly.

So yes, lower your expectations. But raise your appreciation. Because a pre‑loved book is proof that stories don’t need to be shiny to be worth it.

All purchases are final. No returns, no exchanges, no negotiating with customer service (it’s literally just me).

 

🚫 ONE BOOK PER PERSON. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We love drama in our books, not in our checkout system.
Each person gets ONE blind date book. That’s it. No sneaky second orders. No fake accounts. No loopholes. No “but my cat wants one too.” If you try to double-dip, we will know. We have spies. And spreadsheets. And rage.ONE BOOK. ONE HUMAN. ONE CHANCE TO FALL IN LOVE.

Choose wisely.